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Heavyweight Tank (Lightweight fabric)
This isn't a tank top, it's a personality flaw.
This thing doesn't "fit". It clings. Like last nights tinder date.
The fabric? Too thin.
The collar? Too low.
The vibe? Illegal in 3 states & banned from most family gatherings.
This shirt is basically wearable foreplay. Showing your arms off like they've got their own OnlyFans.
Put this on if you want to look like a sunburnt demigod who probably hasn't paid a bill on time since 2017.
This thing doesn't "fit". It clings. Like last nights tinder date.
The fabric? Too thin.
The collar? Too low.
The vibe? Illegal in 3 states & banned from most family gatherings.
This shirt is basically wearable foreplay. Showing your arms off like they've got their own OnlyFans.
Put this on if you want to look like a sunburnt demigod who probably hasn't paid a bill on time since 2017.
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Size |
Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
| XS | 45 | 69 |
| Small | 48 | 72 |
| Medium | 51 | 75 |
| Large | 54 | 78 |
| XL | 57 | 81 |
| 2XL | 60 | 84 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
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Heavyweight Tank (Lightweight fabric)
Heavyweight Tank (Lightweight fabric)
This isn't a tank top, it's a personality flaw.
This thing doesn't "fit". It clings. Like last nights tinder date.
The fabric? Too thin.
The collar? Too low.
The vibe? Illegal in 3 states & banned from most family gatherings.
This shirt is basically wearable foreplay. Showing your arms off like they've got their own OnlyFans.
Put this on if you want to look like a sunburnt demigod who probably hasn't paid a bill on time since 2017.
This thing doesn't "fit". It clings. Like last nights tinder date.
The fabric? Too thin.
The collar? Too low.
The vibe? Illegal in 3 states & banned from most family gatherings.
This shirt is basically wearable foreplay. Showing your arms off like they've got their own OnlyFans.
Put this on if you want to look like a sunburnt demigod who probably hasn't paid a bill on time since 2017.
|
Size |
Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
| XS | 45 | 69 |
| Small | 48 | 72 |
| Medium | 51 | 75 |
| Large | 54 | 78 |
| XL | 57 | 81 |
| 2XL | 60 | 84 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
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Original: $32.56
-65%Heavyweight Tank (Lightweight fabric)—
$32.56
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Description
This isn't a tank top, it's a personality flaw.
This thing doesn't "fit". It clings. Like last nights tinder date.
The fabric? Too thin.
The collar? Too low.
The vibe? Illegal in 3 states & banned from most family gatherings.
This shirt is basically wearable foreplay. Showing your arms off like they've got their own OnlyFans.
Put this on if you want to look like a sunburnt demigod who probably hasn't paid a bill on time since 2017.
This thing doesn't "fit". It clings. Like last nights tinder date.
The fabric? Too thin.
The collar? Too low.
The vibe? Illegal in 3 states & banned from most family gatherings.
This shirt is basically wearable foreplay. Showing your arms off like they've got their own OnlyFans.
Put this on if you want to look like a sunburnt demigod who probably hasn't paid a bill on time since 2017.
|
Size |
Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
| XS | 45 | 69 |
| Small | 48 | 72 |
| Medium | 51 | 75 |
| Large | 54 | 78 |
| XL | 57 | 81 |
| 2XL | 60 | 84 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
